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The FATIGUE Monster has Attacked

July 20, 2012

Fatigue Monster

I went to bed early and was woken by my Mother-in-law calling or I don’t think I would be up now.  I am so fatigued I will be lying around and sleeping all day.  I slept 12 hours last night!  My record is:  I slept 23 hours one day about a year ago.  It was really weird to wake up and realize that I had missed a whole day.

Today I am walking around like a zombie from one of those zombie movies that I see advertised but never watch.  So just wanted you to know that the FATIGUE MONSTER got me last night and is determined to keep hold of me so far.  I may just punch him in the nose!!  🙂

Oklahoma Heat

July 19, 2012

I am SO tired of this Oklahoma heat!!  I am ready to be able to walk outside and enjoy the beauty of the outdoors without turning into a lump of sweat.  This 100 degree heat with humidity is almost too much to bear.  When I get outside it feels like I can barely breathe because of the humidity and it just zaps my energy (what little of it that I have).  Fall weather  – please hurry up!  🙂

Fibro this Week

July 6, 2012

God granted me a pretty good week while visiting with my family in my home town. Praise the Lord! I have still been in constant pain but the pain has mostly been low except in the evening. Then I am in terrible pain, but soon it is time for my sleeping medicine so I don’t have to suffer too many hours. I have also been having the sciatic nerve pain in my left leg. It went away after I had the Lumbar Epidural Injections. It has been a few weeks since I took the last injection and it helped my lower back pain and took away my sciatic nerve pain. This pain is back and my back pain gets bad at times, but it is nothing like the pain I was experiencing. Pain sufferers – I wish for you a low pain day with EXTRA energy!

Crazy Conversation

July 5, 2012

My Uncle Gerry and I harass each other regularly on facebook, but he hadn’t been on the last few days so I decided to text him. Our conversation:

ME “What are you doing?” UNCLE “Who is this?”

ME “This is your sweetest, favorite niece.” UNCLE “I don’t think I know you.”

ME “Remember I am really skinny, with beautiful blond hair, blue eyes, wonderful disposition, etc.” UNCLE “Where do you live?”

ME “In DisneylandUNCLE “I don’t think I know you.”

ME “If you don’t remember me I will come and get you and take you to the nursing home”. UNCLE ……. (he says nothing)

ME “I am going into town to see Aunt Lissie and Dwain, so don’t get out in the road or I will run you down.” UNCLE (still nothing), so I call him and the reception is bad – he has trouble hearing me and keeps saying “Who is this?”

I tell my parents, who I am visiting, that Uncle Gerry sure didn’t sound like himself …… THEN IT HITS ME………………. I say “Uncle got a new phone number didn’t he?” They say YES, so I realize that I just told this poor, elderly man – that doesn’t hear well that I am going to put him in the nursing home and I am going to run him down. By this time my parents are laughing their heads off as I pace around the room in disbelief that I could have scared this elderly man to his death today!! (I did text him again to apologize and tell him I had the wrong number.)

Note to self (When I harass family members – make sure that I have their new phone number programmed.)


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